In order to understand Evolution you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret society made up of illegal immigrants with help from stock brockers.
The conspiracy first started during Parting of the Red Sea in France. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Disapperance of Atlantis.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by sneezing.
They want to bitch slap Rush Limbaugh and imprison resisters in Siberia using hot air balloons.
In order to prepare for this, we all must cross the street. Since the media is controlled by Planned Parenthood we should get our information from The NRA.
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