12 Simple Rules

I have often said that in my next life I want to come back as a pampered indoor housecat. In order to get a jump on the situation, I decided to observe my cats and try to live my life like they do. In doing so, I have drafted...

12 Simple Rules for Living a Cat's Life:

1. You can never take too many naps.
   
2. Take time to enjoy lying in the sun.
   
3. Bathing is an art form.
   
4. Sometimes you just gotta throw up a hairball.
   
5. There is no shame in being a carnivore.
   
6. Never clean your own litter box.
   
7. Avoid unnecessary bursts of energy.
   
8. Everything needs to be inspected once a day.
   
9. Looking cute gets you a long way in life.
   
10. Protest loudly when offended or not getting your own way.
    
11. Always place yourself in the center of attention.
    
12. Always Remember: You are the Boss!